what is it?

//your eyes widen and you stare very confused after the troll//

Oh my.. That was… Odd.

ironictraining:

agentlemanwhoserves:

Yes. I really do wish you would stay away from him though.

But how about we talk of something other than my monster of a master?

I don’t plan on going anywhere near him anytime soon.

Anyway, a change in topic is fine with me. What do you want to talk about?

What is your timeline like? I would like to hear about one other than my own.

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

Im simply ecstatic to find out.

//you cross your arms and look down. oh my you were up high//

*You tap your hand blandly on the edges of the throne arm wrest, scraping away at the surface*

SURELY I BELIEVE THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE HATED MY PRESENCE SINCE THE BEGINNING.

And what ever gave you that silly notion? Why ever would i hate you.

//laugh a little, obviously a forced fake laugh//

deadlyasdickens:

agentlemanwhoserves replied to your post: Frolicking dewberries i was much busier this…

A pleasure indeed. I would love to assume neither of us need an introduction? But none the less it is nice to meet a version of myself that is not doomed to serve a monster. Unless you are then i am terribly sorry to hear that.

You see this is the instance where i demand phones to be held and the camera pans in on my questionable expression what do you mean you serve a monster?

Well i am the forced servant of lord english. A true monster and one you would do best to keep your distance from.

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

GREETINGS PET.

Master.

//you frown not liking being called pet at all//

Do you have to call me pet?

*You simply reach over and drag the other onto the throne with you*

WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED THEN?

Well maybe by my name. Im not some animal i am a human you know.

//you struggle at first but decide things would go better to just let him move you//

*You move him up onto your shoulder, plopping him down*

FINE.

I’LL REFRAIN FROM SEEING YOU AS A RUNT AND ADDRESS YOU AS JAKE.

//you move around a little to get in a nice sitting position//

Thank you.

What exactly do you need from me?

WE’LL FIND OUT THE TERMS OF YOUR SERVICE AS THE DAYS COME.

Im simply ecstatic to find out.

//you cross your arms and look down. oh my you were up high//

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

GREETINGS PET.

Master.

//you frown not liking being called pet at all//

Do you have to call me pet?

*You simply reach over and drag the other onto the throne with you*

WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED THEN?

Well maybe by my name. Im not some animal i am a human you know.

//you struggle at first but decide things would go better to just let him move you//

*You move him up onto your shoulder, plopping him down*

FINE.

I’LL REFRAIN FROM SEEING YOU AS A RUNT AND ADDRESS YOU AS JAKE.

//you move around a little to get in a nice sitting position//

Thank you.

What exactly do you need from me?

ironictraining:

agentlemanwhoserves:

Thank you. There is no changing your mind on that is there?

//you smile//

Im very happy to know that you have my back d. Even if i truly wish you would not ever act out against my master.

No, there isn’t.

[You give a slight smile of your own.]

Alternate universe or otherwise, you are still a good friend of mine, and I do what I can for my friends.

Yes. I really do wish you would stay away from him though.

But how about we talk of something other than my monster of a master?

green-demon:

agentlemanwhoserves:

green-demon:

GREETINGS PET.

Master.

//you frown not liking being called pet at all//

Do you have to call me pet?

*You simply reach over and drag the other onto the throne with you*

WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED THEN?

Well maybe by my name. Im not some animal i am a human you know.

//you struggle at first but decide things would go better to just let him move you//

green-demon:

GREETINGS PET.

Master.

//you frown not liking being called pet at all//

Do you have to call me pet?